Kilbirnie Auld Kirk

Pause for Thought

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The Ten Commandments

1) Thou shalt have no other gods before Me

2) Thou shalt not make unto thee a graven image

3) Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

4) Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

5) Honour thy father and thy mother

6) Thou shalt not murder

7) Thou shalt not commit adultery

8) Thou shalt not steal

9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour

10) Thou shalt not covet the neighbour's house.

The Ten Commandments for a Modern Audience?

1) Gonnae mind there's only one Big Man

2) Gonnae no pray tae pictures

3) Gonnae no use God's name tae swear

4) Gonnae mind and go tae church on Sunday

5) Gonnae dae as yir Da an' Ma tell ye

6) Gonnae no batter him

7) Gonnae jist go wi' wan bird

8) Gonnae no nick that

9) Gonnae no tell porkies

10) Gonnae no say "I want" all the time.

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